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Okay, so it was just a character based on Noah.  Still.  Bummer!  Of course I have to admit, I never thought I'd write a zombie-anything, let alone co-write a script about them by the name of Absolution.  Yeah, you can puzzle that title out and try to figure out how it ties in.

Speaking of zombies, Erica, my writing partner, suggested I needed to watch some zombie action on the big screen.  She mentioned The Walking Dead.  I should have taken that suggestion instead of going with my husband's choice of Return of The Living Dead.  Sorry, but that's two hours of my life I'll never get back.  Of course there were two pretty scary elements in that movie--goth girl and the midget.  I'm not even going to mention why goth girl scares me.  If you've seen the movie, I'm pretty sure she scares you, too.

I have to admit, ever since I wrote the script Skunks, Trunks, and Pedro, midgets have scared me.  It's not the midgets per se, but when I used Google images to try to get a model to use for the midget in Skunks, I saw things I was not meant to see.  Never, never, never Google the word midgets or little people and think you will escape unscathed.  It won't happen.